Forgive me while I rant D=

OMG A RANT!!!

kyspykes — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:39:49 +0000

Ohi guys,

Been a while huh~? =P I have been meaning to update this god forsaken blog but for some reason I find myself constantly distracted by other things like that moving fluff ball on my floor O.O

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Oh right, for those of you who care I’m still alive *nods~* no stalker incidents or anything remotely interesting at all actually =( To give you all a rough idea of how uninteresting my life is, I was rewatching a certain episode of code geass where Nina humps a table just to see whether claims that “there was juice!” were true or not…HEY its not perverted, I was curious. I mean, it IS a prime time television show in Japan so showing bodily juices seems a bit…you know D: but i guess we ARE talking about Japan here x.X;

Speaking of Japan, I plan to visit this glorious country of high school girls in short skirts and weird uniforms(oh and maid cafes….MEIDO 8D ) but I’m not exactly sure when to go…I do have my final year of uni this year and it is rather important so logically “after exams” would be a good time ;o BUT THEN theres like…graduation which I can’t really skip and also exam results…I kinda wanna be here for those :S but I guess I’m not really planning to go that long…maybe 2 weeks? Still not sure yet, I (or rather pidgeon) checked how much flights to Japan cost and it almost made me cry =( Basically I need to save up around £2000 in total but thats like…£1000 per week in Japan T_T It does give me an excuse to stay longer in Japan though O: think about it this way, the longer I stay the “cost per second” will go down and that in turn makes me even happier since “longer stay” = win, “cheaper stay” = win, how can I lose? =D

REVIVAL!!!!

kyspykes — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:59:35 +0000

HIIIIIIII =D so…its been almost a year now, have an update…free of charge of course =3 I have recently been prohibited from using the word(or words…not too sure how to count it ;x) “y’all” so now I need to think of a different way to sign off my posts =( such a mean person…but anyway~

Life goes on, still not working enough this year. I think I shall try harder from now on.

Rant rant rant~ how did this post take 2 hours to type? oh man I suck so bad =( I guess ill go sleep it off now =3

Ja ne~ <3

BUTTONS!!!

kyspykes — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:14:17 +0000

Hiya~ how are you guys~? Yet another unproductive fortnight =x even though i have been revising everyday, i honestly can’t say i have been absorbing much =( add to that mix a very short amount of time before my exams….holy heck i is fucked x.x;; and btw i am perfectly aware that i have totally skipped posting for 2 weeks =P while it is really due to my own laziness, i would like to blame the fact that revision just about beats my allowance of 3 ounces of randomness per day out of me =x

ok hmm…buttons…yum…you guys ever had chocolate buttons? so pointless arent they? its basically chocolate…in an odd shape? what a friggin waste of money but we’re going off topic here…so yeh! what is a button? not the clothing type you fool, the pushing type!

My name is noodle, i like to eat buttons, not chocolate ones (as mentioned above). Today i had my first exam, it went well although i told my friends that it didn’t =P. Tomorrow is maths, which i do not have to revise for as i am extremely smart already. Now, i am going to telll you what i am planning to do after i finish my exams this weekend:

1. Buy my bestest friend in the world, bex, a new car
2. Get sooo drunk that i can’t find my way home
3. Eat noodles

I am a lazy pooface.

ERRRRRRRRRRRMMMM

in case those there are people who cant tell, the above section wasnt really by me…lets just say a pidgeon flapped its wings a bit on a keyboard after worming her way into my account =_= but i guess this gives me a legititimate reason to talk about her now =O dont blame me pidge, you bought it on yourself =P now 7 random people will know of your existence and laugh at you!!!!!! ;D isnt it great to be me? =P And anyway, i wont say i flunked my exam but i am 80% certain that i messed up a lot (i didnt do 20% of the paper) and oh yar, im sooooooo looking forward to maths 2moz -_- i guess in theory it shud be a lot easier for me to do math than physics (how ironic…) so i guess i should go read a bit now! until the next time~

Take care y’all~

xxx

Bored~

kyspykes — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:19:03 +0000

Yay~ an update on schedule!!!!!! hope everyone is happy =P have you ever wondered what life without this blog would be like? coz i certainly can XD its all good clean fun tho: once a week i get to bash my keyboard wildly and hope that the letters form some sort of word or summat =D it also helps me to peel myself from reality and like….chill…mellow…and start day dreaming about things which break each and every one of these damn laws of physics, but then i guess none of you do physics and those that do, dont have dreams about a lone pair of electrons racing around at twice the speed of light to repel an onslaught of protons, which were at the same time plotting a grand evil scheme of replacing everyones frames of references with electric field dipoles… x.x;; i hope that made sense to no one out there, if it did then i suggest you seek help…lots of it…help is readily available though, go up to a young looking man/woman on the street and tell them they look 60 whilst handing them a baseball bat ;D ok fine ill stop ranting ._.

buuuut nuuuuuu i like ranting, its the only way i can communicate my thoughts to the outside world…but i rant only when keyboards and typing are involved..i think ill call it tranting =D ~~orrrr…tyranting~~ o.o;; ummm…yeh…whatever…there is actually no food in the house! i think i might actually have to try and find some way of surviving on nothing but steak…and diet coke =x omfg i hate diet coke >_> no idea why i bought those 2 bottles…i think i saw the “buy 1 get one free” and went slightly demented ;_; damn my cheap student instincts! now i have 3 litres of pure crap >_>…

ok people are msn-ing me like crazy so i think thats it for this week, if for some odd reason you dont have me on your msn then let me know and ill add you!!!! If youre on my msn and dont talk to me WHY THE HELL NOT? o.o if youre on my msn and only talk to me if i talk to you then im surprised you took the effort to read this =O as for those i talk to on a regular basis…im probably talking to you right now so….yeh! ummm until the next time…..DONT DIE!!!!!

take care y’all

xxx

HOLY CRUD

kyspykes — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:44:18 +0000

The 2nd week in a row in which i failed to update on a sunday? Not only that but it is now a wednesday?!?!? *phails* honestly, for some odd reason i dont seem to be able to keep to any of my resolutions…not that i make many to begin with BUT that is besides the point =P next week i will definitely get my blog updated for those of you who care~

Righty ho, what have i been doing…hmmm…as per usual, not much really xD revising a bit…slightly more than i was doing in my last post coz i can feel the pressures of exam slowly billowing behind me..or is it in front? Ack? The pressure is driving me forward so it makes sense that the pressure is coming from behind…hmmm not a clue but oh well…but im not feeling the pressure enough to be locking myself at home all the time and revising, thats just sad? But i guess im not really much of a model student, next week will be a week of nothing but puuuuuuure revision…during the day anyway, from 9-5, so if any of you catch me replying on msn during that time period then feel free to rant and rave at me until i work…

Something else i have been doing is failing! i seem to do a lot of that =O cant be good with my exams looming on the horizon…but yeh NIHONGO (thats japanese for those of you who aren’t proper otaku) but to be fair on myself, i hvnt exactly been studying that much and as a result fail oh so sweetly when it comes to vocab, sentence syntax, particles and verb-endings….oh wait that would be everything =x lets play a game shall we, if i get more than 10 comments from 10 or more people, my post next week shall include one paragraph written by yours truly in glorious foreign tongue =D

Since this is the last paragraph lets talk about randomness…except im all randomed out =O so lets talk about jumping~ OMG actually has anyone here heard of “jump britain”? basically people go around britain and uhhhhh….jump XDDD seriously those people do some pretty amazing jumps, over obstacles and from great heights etc LOL im also reminded of extreme ironing!!! ROFL it is a personal dream of mine to iron a white shirt whilst dangling upside down from a cliff above a jagged canyon lined with spikes xDDD except knowing my luck ill drop the iron on my face…it would be even worse if the iron was plugged into the mountain or summat and was actually on! la~ i dont think im making much sense now, its 2 am in the morning so you know what? lets sleep!!! heres a lil’ riddle~ sdrawkcab nettirw si siht ;3

Take care y’all~

xxx

la~

kyspykes — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 19:10:03 +0000

I missed my target of posting on sunday every week =( not a great start to my list of resolutions that i am intending to keep xDDD it has been a rather glum week i think, with very little going well for me. As evidence of this I have been feeling rather serious and viewing the world through the eyes of a plump, disillusioned, first year physicist…ah wait, that IS me except disillusioned ;o but yeh my motivation has hit an all time low~ x.x lets invite everyone to a pool party~ where we can all wallow in my self-pity ;3 right now i have enough for everyone so feel free to bring guests~ XDDD sorry im not doing a very good job of amusing you (the reader) because, as Pangya would say, I ******* **** like **** with all the ******* **** i say ;D *chat banned for 1 min*

la~ anyway, apart from feeling serious, i think im on some sort of oxygen high right now hence the coherence complete of lack in what im typing ^_^ ive been revising lately, not a lot mind you: just enough to keep me at the level of a slacker ;D and ive also been learning the various symbols of the japanese language via the use of a randomly crap rpg ^^;; a reliable source has in fact told me that some of the stuff theyre trying to teach me is complete ****(gta love censorship eh, people?) and would probably ruin my foundations before ultimately dooming my chances of ~~flirting with random japanese girls~~ embracing the lovely culture that we all love and admire ;D someone once told me that “if you cant beat them, join them” well i disagree!! have some back bone “unknown person” D= if you cant beat them you should so obviously run away =D (and do some training before time skipping for several years where upon you learn your uber duber super awesome smash attack!!! and go kick *** ;D ) but yeh…run and study…then exact your vengance upon those who mocked your inability to understand/spout out japanese XDDD (kidding btw, before anyone takes me seriously…oh wait this me…no ones going to take me seriously xDDDD *shuts up*)

I guess thats it for this week children-who-are-all-probably-older-than-me =D until the next time never forget the story of the fish who swam up against the flow~ it got caught in a net and eaten by a family of four ;3 which just goes to show that no matter how unique you are you will always share the same fate as those whom you sought to be different from

Take care y’all~

xxx

Wewt~

kyspykes — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 20:05:04 +0000

Some of you who are reading this will be surprised, “Only a week since the last update?”, in fact, I’m kinda surprised too. It seems that for once in my life I might just be able to dedicate myself to something which isnt a person =O So for all those people out there who care, this is an official declaration of my resolve to update this damn thing preferably once a week but certainly at least once every fortnight =D

This hasnt been a particularly good week for me, I actually skipped all my lectures and stuff, only showing up for social events andother non-work related crap =x which is actually terrible considering i have an oral assessment thingy (viva) on tuesday…HOLY CRAP im screwed ;D on the plus side tho, it is the last week of term, which can only mean one thing…THATS RIGHT! A whole load of revision over the holidays!~ =x my studies are currently on hiatus (actually they’ve been on hiatus since the beggining of the course, but that is sooo besides the point >_> ) I reckon, the only thing i have to look forward to in easter is the eggs =O easter eggs are so much fun in the right company…oh word of advice, never try to break one open on someones head..itll only end in tears…and poking…and tickling…and nvm what else D= OMFG these crisps are disgusting D= NEVER EVER GET WALKERS SENSATIONS: MOULDING CHEDDAR AND RED ONION CRAP flavoured crisps…ewwwwwwwww i can still taste it ; _ ; holy shit =x my dad has such bad taste in crisps x.x oooo for those of you belonging on the wrong side of the atlantic ocean (i kid i kid ;_; please dont give me a bad accent…LOL no im seriously joking, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!) umm where was i? oh yeh…crisps is the english term for “chips” and chips is our term for “fries”, except our chips tend to be thicker than your standard chips/fries, yours may be long but it is weedy and couldnt fill a gap let alone a stomach!!! o~ yea~ no innuendos intended ;D ok fine ill shut up now >_> you know, several minutes ago i could have sworn i had some sort of plan or direction for this post….now its gone clean out of my head…*scrolls up* OOOOOO i see, actually i lied, apart from easter eggs there is also something else i can look forward to~ =O yup, its you, YES YOU!!! *points* you know who you are! as for the rest of you who are not the “you” i was refering to previously (guess you lot know who you are too eh? =P), i “less than 3″ you all lots~ hehe but there is no point trying to guess who the “you” is coz none of you will guess right~ =D

OK honestly, i dont mean for all my posts to be random crap….somehow it just ends up that way =/ very odd…anyway…omg… as i was about to type about my life in general for the past week, i just realised that i cant remember any of it =x its been a blur…even tho im pretty sure i havent done anything at all…i cant even remember procrastinating or crappy anything else =x for those who know me in real life…please tell me what ive been doing this week… x.x;;

So…until i can piece together some sort of identity based on the statements of those who know me and also my activities through all through this week, ill stop my random typing and instead indulge in a wholesome bout of killing people and get drenched in a bloodfest somewhere =D

Take care y’all~

xxx

Pure Depression~

kyspykes — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:39:21 +0000

Bleh I’m going to get to the point straight away so i can rant more later:

Basically my computer now has a 1/46 (I counted) chance of successfully turning on and loading windows properly, 45/46 times it just sits there with a blank screen after the windows logo fades away…rather than piss me off as it rightly should, I just found myself getting slightly depressed at the thought of a life without my PC =x ive grown so dependent on it now that it is actually quite scary… =( all the music i have is on the pc aswell as a veritable book of math notes. Not only that, but i have found that my main means of communication with people nowadays is done via the internet: msn, facebook, skype, forums etc so without my PC i am pretty much isolated from the world and while you could say that i have my mobile phone, there is the risk of running up a huge-ass phone bill which will promptly get me beheaded by my father thus solving my problem of a life without my PC…i just hope heaven has 24mb broadband…Ok so in the end my PC finally turned itself on, from now on i refuse to turn it off in any way whatsoever…at least until i find the root of my problem, but if it does turn off somehow, then i shall feed it to my pet incinerator…in fact so prepared am i for this seemingly inevitable stage that i have in fact backed up most of my music…depressing times indeed…

SOOOOOOOOO back to random ranting….ummm getting kinda tired now so maybe not =P i you really want to see me rant leave me COMMENTS dammit xD I’ll make you all get an extra dose of randomness next week =D in the mean time go download songs by “Last Alliance” and listen to them until you become comatose =) it will be worth it…pwomise~ i said “pwomise” so you all know it must be worth it~ in fact, because i said “pwomise” you should all go and download “Last Alliance” RIGHT THIS MOMENT!! For every moment that you dont, an elf will turn gay…starting with LEGOLAS!!! D= SO GO GO GO FANBOYS! ahem i mean FANGURLS! D= whatever >_> and OMG i said i would stop but it looks like ive gone on for quite a bit… =/ and its all random stuff too!! =O bleh *goes*

Take care y’all~

xxx

I’m still alive =O

kyspykes — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:32:08 +0000

I guess it really has been a while eh? Actually who am i even talking to? =O i think the only one who knows about the existence of this site is you, Izumi-chan. =( If there are others of you out there who have read this please leave me a comment ;_; it makes me feel loved xDDD

So anyway, since the last time I posted, not much has really happened since then except I’ve been mostly alive and doing things that people who want to stay alive would do. At the moment im in the process of burning down my kitchen, turns out unattended pies burn. Fast. Thank god im perfectly aware of this as i watch it crisp slowly to a nice charred black =D anyone want me to cook for them? =P

So anyway, ive decided that the theme of the geek, umm week is going to be secrets~ how many of you out there have secrets~? How many of you have secrets that other people know about~? Thats one of the things i dont really understand, the very idea of “telling someone a secret” is soooo wrong, i mean, the moment you tell them then it is no longer a secret so what ARE you telling them? ACTUALLY you know what? never mind, lets talk about dust instead =D the other day whilst i was being a good boy and tidying my house i had this odd notion that it would be fun to make a huge ball of dust and throw it at people. NOTE: in order to achieve this you need to let the dust accumulate for at least a day. But yeh, i never got round to it as a friend called me before i could attempt it and my dream of pelting people with exploding dust balls was put on hiatus =( oh well…it probably wouldnt have been that fun anyway seeing as the only person i could have thrown it at was my dad… =x in fact i think it was for the best that the dust ball was never completed xD

Heard enough ranting yet? I could probably go on forever with random crap but if i dont go now, the other pies are going to burn aswell and i will be left with nothing for dinner T_T

Take care y’all~

xxx

Holidays~

kyspykes — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 18:11:09 +0000

This is the second week of my X-mas holidays and since I have some free time I decided to post something.
Hmmm…lets start with how much time I have wasted doing nothing =( its sad really, during term time everyone always wishes that the holidays would come but when they do, most people just seem to end up doing nothing productive…
*sigh*
Then there are those people who are currently working their asses off for exams and whatnot =| it really does put me to shame…the other day I made a feeble attempt at working, it took a good 3 days to complete what normal people could do in a hour =(
Now i have to do this stupid lab report on microchips and random crap but to be honest I don’t really give a damn about binary counters and all that rubbish, but its been a day now and a grand summary of the work I have done is F**K all =) instead i devoted myself to the divine act of procrastination as well as the basic neccessities of life, eating being one of them. Anyway enough boring stuff, hope all you people are doing stuff~ (unlike me)