la~

I missed my target of posting on sunday every week =( not a great start to my list of resolutions that i am intending to keep xDDD it has been a rather glum week i think, with very little going well for me. As evidence of this I have been feeling rather serious and viewing the world through the eyes of a plump, disillusioned, first year physicist…ah wait, that IS me except disillusioned ;o but yeh my motivation has hit an all time low~ x.x lets invite everyone to a pool party~ where we can all wallow in my self-pity ;3 right now i have enough for everyone so feel free to bring guests~ XDDD sorry im not doing a very good job of amusing you (the reader) because, as Pangya would say, I ******* **** like **** with all the ******* **** i say ;D *chat banned for 1 min*

la~ anyway, apart from feeling serious, i think im on some sort of oxygen high right now hence the coherence complete of lack in what im typing ^_^ ive been revising lately, not a lot mind you: just enough to keep me at the level of a slacker ;D and ive also been learning the various symbols of the japanese language via the use of a randomly crap rpg ^^;; a reliable source has in fact told me that some of the stuff theyre trying to teach me is complete ****(gta love censorship eh, people?) and would probably ruin my foundations before ultimately dooming my chances of flirting with random japanese girls embracing the lovely culture that we all love and admire ;D someone once told me that “if you cant beat them, join them” well i disagree!! have some back bone “unknown person” D= if you cant beat them you should so obviously run away =D (and do some training before time skipping for several years where upon you learn your uber duber super awesome smash attack!!! and go kick *** ;D ) but yeh…run and study…then exact your vengance upon those who mocked your inability to understand/spout out japanese XDDD (kidding btw, before anyone takes me seriously…oh wait this me…no ones going to take me seriously xDDDD *shuts up*)

I guess thats it for this week children-who-are-all-probably-older-than-me =D until the next time never forget the story of the fish who swam up against the flow~ it got caught in a net and eaten by a family of four ;3 which just goes to show that no matter how unique you are you will always share the same fate as those whom you sought to be different from

Take care y’all~

xxx

Wewt~

Some of you who are reading this will be surprised, “Only a week since the last update?”, in fact, I’m kinda surprised too. It seems that for once in my life I might just be able to dedicate myself to something which isnt a person =O So for all those people out there who care, this is an official declaration of my resolve to update this damn thing preferably once a week but certainly at least once every fortnight =D

This hasnt been a particularly good week for me, I actually skipped all my lectures and stuff, only showing up for social events andother non-work related crap =x which is actually terrible considering i have an oral assessment thingy (viva) on tuesday…HOLY CRAP im screwed ;D on the plus side tho, it is the last week of term, which can only mean one thing…THATS RIGHT! A whole load of revision over the holidays!~ =x my studies are currently on hiatus (actually they’ve been on hiatus since the beggining of the course, but that is sooo besides the point >_> ) I reckon, the only thing i have to look forward to in easter is the eggs =O easter eggs are so much fun in the right company…oh word of advice, never try to break one open on someones head..itll only end in tears…and poking…and tickling…and nvm what else D= OMFG these crisps are disgusting D= NEVER EVER GET WALKERS SENSATIONS: MOULDING CHEDDAR AND RED ONION CRAP flavoured crisps…ewwwwwwwww i can still taste it ; _ ; holy shit =x my dad has such bad taste in crisps x.x oooo for those of you belonging on the wrong side of the atlantic ocean (i kid i kid ;_; please dont give me a bad accent…LOL no im seriously joking, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!) umm where was i? oh yeh…crisps is the english term for “chips” and chips is our term for “fries”, except our chips tend to be thicker than your standard chips/fries, yours may be long but it is weedy and couldnt fill a gap let alone a stomach!!! o~ yea~ no innuendos intended ;D ok fine ill shut up now >_> you know, several minutes ago i could have sworn i had some sort of plan or direction for this post….now its gone clean out of my head…*scrolls up* OOOOOO i see, actually i lied, apart from easter eggs there is also something else i can look forward to~ =O yup, its you, YES YOU!!! *points* you know who you are! as for the rest of you who are not the “you” i was refering to previously (guess you lot know who you are too eh? =P), i “less than 3″ you all lots~ hehe but there is no point trying to guess who the “you” is coz none of you will guess right~ =D

OK honestly, i dont mean for all my posts to be random crap….somehow it just ends up that way =/ very odd…anyway…omg… as i was about to type about my life in general for the past week, i just realised that i cant remember any of it =x its been a blur…even tho im pretty sure i havent done anything at all…i cant even remember procrastinating or crappy anything else =x for those who know me in real life…please tell me what ive been doing this week… x.x;;

So…until i can piece together some sort of identity based on the statements of those who know me and also my activities through all through this week, ill stop my random typing and instead indulge in a wholesome bout of killing people and get drenched in a bloodfest somewhere =D

Take care y’all~

xxx

Pure Depression~

Bleh I’m going to get to the point straight away so i can rant more later:

Basically my computer now has a 1/46 (I counted) chance of successfully turning on and loading windows properly, 45/46 times it just sits there with a blank screen after the windows logo fades away…rather than piss me off as it rightly should, I just found myself getting slightly depressed at the thought of a life without my PC =x ive grown so dependent on it now that it is actually quite scary… =( all the music i have is on the pc aswell as a veritable book of math notes. Not only that, but i have found that my main means of communication with people nowadays is done via the internet: msn, facebook, skype, forums etc so without my PC i am pretty much isolated from the world and while you could say that i have my mobile phone, there is the risk of running up a huge-ass phone bill which will promptly get me beheaded by my father thus solving my problem of a life without my PC…i just hope heaven has 24mb broadband…Ok so in the end my PC finally turned itself on, from now on i refuse to turn it off in any way whatsoever…at least until i find the root of my problem, but if it does turn off somehow, then i shall feed it to my pet incinerator…in fact so prepared am i for this seemingly inevitable stage that i have in fact backed up most of my music…depressing times indeed…

SOOOOOOOOO back to random ranting….ummm getting kinda tired now so maybe not =P i you really want to see me rant leave me COMMENTS dammit xD I’ll make you all get an extra dose of randomness next week =D in the mean time go download songs by “Last Alliance” and listen to them until you become comatose =) it will be worth it…pwomise~ i said “pwomise” so you all know it must be worth it~ in fact, because i said “pwomise” you should all go and download “Last Alliance” RIGHT THIS MOMENT!! For every moment that you dont, an elf will turn gay…starting with LEGOLAS!!! D= SO GO GO GO FANBOYS! ahem i mean FANGURLS! D= whatever >_> and OMG i said i would stop but it looks like ive gone on for quite a bit… =/ and its all random stuff too!! =O bleh *goes*

Take care y’all~

xxx

I’m still alive =O

I guess it really has been a while eh? Actually who am i even talking to? =O i think the only one who knows about the existence of this site is you, Izumi-chan. =( If there are others of you out there who have read this please leave me a comment ;_; it makes me feel loved xDDD

So anyway, since the last time I posted, not much has really happened since then except I’ve been mostly alive and doing things that people who want to stay alive would do. At the moment im in the process of burning down my kitchen, turns out unattended pies burn. Fast. Thank god im perfectly aware of this as i watch it crisp slowly to a nice charred black =D anyone want me to cook for them? =P

So anyway, ive decided that the theme of the geek, umm week is going to be secrets~ how many of you out there have secrets~? How many of you have secrets that other people know about~? Thats one of the things i dont really understand, the very idea of “telling someone a secret” is soooo wrong, i mean, the moment you tell them then it is no longer a secret so what ARE you telling them? ACTUALLY you know what? never mind, lets talk about dust instead =D the other day whilst i was being a good boy and tidying my house i had this odd notion that it would be fun to make a huge ball of dust and throw it at people. NOTE: in order to achieve this you need to let the dust accumulate for at least a day. But yeh, i never got round to it as a friend called me before i could attempt it and my dream of pelting people with exploding dust balls was put on hiatus =( oh well…it probably wouldnt have been that fun anyway seeing as the only person i could have thrown it at was my dad… =x in fact i think it was for the best that the dust ball was never completed xD

Heard enough ranting yet? I could probably go on forever with random crap but if i dont go now, the other pies are going to burn aswell and i will be left with nothing for dinner T_T

Take care y’all~

xxx